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yes;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><\/span>In this cold weather Ruth would definitely be in the dog box, but she knows if she\u2019s caught anywhere near a kitty she will get in trouble.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>Anyway, I decided with all of the hunting dogs coming on Friday and Ruth wanting her box back, I should find a new home for the kitty, so I put an ad on craigslist with a picture.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It started the next morning.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>I received a text:<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">I am very interested in the kitten<\/span><\/div>\n<div>My text reply: Great. Give me a call when you have time.<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">May I have some pictures?<\/span><\/div>\n<div>Then the girl actually called.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>She began to tell me that she was interested in the kitten but that she could drive anyway to pick it up. (now in an irritated tone of voice) Her Mom has a thing about gas and wouldn\u2019t let her drive to pick up a kitty.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>Could I deliver it?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>I asked her if her Mom was okay with her getting a kitten.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>(in a much more pleasant voice) Oh sure, we went to Walmart and bought all the kitty stuffy we need. She asked if I could drop the kitty off in the afternoon.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>I told her I would have to check my calendar and see what would work for me. (I&#8217;m a little suspicious now)<\/div>\n<div>My text reply:<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>I checked my calendar &amp; the only time I could drop her off would be tomorrow morning between 7 &amp; 7:30. Does that work.<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Let me check real quick!<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Are you busy during today in the afternoon?<\/span><\/div>\n<div>My text reply: Yes, I am at work.<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Okay so tomorrow around 7ish?<\/span><\/div>\n<div>My text reply: Yes if that works for you. What is the address?<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">I think it will!!!!<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">We can meet at 1515 west south street its called fellowship babtist church its roght by my house will that work?<\/span><\/div>\n<div>My text reply: I want to be sure you Mom is okay with this. Will she be there?<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Would you like to email her? I can give you her email to be sure.<\/span><\/div>\n<div>I don\u2019t think so. I have someone else who wants her. Since I live so far out of town I think it would be best and easier for me to go with one of them. They will pick her up. I hope you find another kitten.<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Wow thanks that just be ok my heart. Thank *broke<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Thanks for tour time even though I was the 1<sup>st<\/sup> one who jumped on I but thank you inhabited to get it for my little sister who\u2019s cat passed away.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Later \u2013 <span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Is the kitty gone?<\/span><\/div>\n<div>I did not reply to any of her texts.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Simultaneously I was also receiving a text from someone else and an email from someone named Lauren.<\/div>\n<div>The text person also wanting more pictures, more information and asked about shots? I\u2019m very suspicious on this one as well. <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The email was funnier. <\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Is the cat free?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #c0504d; mso-themecolor: accent2;\">Ok where do u live or can I meet u to get the cat. I am a adult so that u know and we have a cat to so if u want it to go to a good home we are the ones.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I\u2019ve told all of them that the kitty is gone.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp; <\/span>I think the kitty would have a better chance here than being some teenage girls &#8220;pocket kitty&#8221; until they got bored with it and just turned her out into the streets.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Future ads will to in the Voice. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have used craigslist a number of times to give away kittens and there\u2019s never been a problem . . . until now. 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